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Marrying a Muslim Jinn

Mohammed HijabWhy? Why would I? What do I get from that one?

GuestI'm just asking you. Why are you blaming me? Is it a pathetic question?

Mohammed HijabWho's the question? Who the... absolutely pathetic?

GuestWould you marry a Muslim?

Mohammed HijabNo, the answer is no.

GuestReally? Would you not?

Mohammed HijabI don't even know. I don't know if any have spoken about it. It's not... it's not allowed.

GuestWould they be... would they be counted?

Mohammed HijabIt's not feasible even.

GuestHow would you even do it? Get the witnesses and stuff. It's not... this is nonsense.

Mohammed HijabWould you have to get Jinn witnesses? No, you can't. The Jinn don't count as... I don't know the family rules. Would you speak to her guardian? The Jinn guardian?

GuestBut that would be hilarious.

Mohammed HijabNonsense. The whole thing is nonsense, isn't it?

GuestIn what sense? Are you saying that it doesn't happen? Or...

Mohammed HijabYou cannot marry a Jinn.

GuestOh, you're not allowed to. Yeah.

Mohammed HijabOkay. Can you marry a dog? You know, you're not allowed to.

GuestSo complete... yeah, exactly. I'll marry a different species.

Mohammed HijabYou know what I mean? So...

GuestInteresting. Okay.