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Did Trump Just Admit Defeat? Hilarious Reaction

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Mohammed HijabHow are you guys doing? The hillbilly president, the accused pedophile president, the accused rapist president, the Epstein's friend president, the trailer hillbilly president. I think I mentioned that twice.

GuestI did. Yeah.

Mohammed HijabBut I think it's worth mentioning twice. Well, you know why I watched this video, man, of Trump coming out and and actually essentially saying that, you know, we we came to a resolution with Iran and the war is going to end. Let's take a look at this clip and respond in kind.

Trump's Humiliation

TrumpWhat about this war moves? Who's going to be in control of that?

Mohammed HijabThat'll be opened very soon if this works.

TrumpHow soon? And who's in control of it? Will I still be able to control the flow of oil?

Mohammed HijabUh be jointly controlled.

TrumpBy whom? Maybe me. Maybe me.

Mohammed HijabUnited States.

TrumpMe and the Ayatollah.

Mohammed HijabMe and the Ayatollah, me and the So now we add in another word. The weak president, the coward president, the one who said he was the anti-war president, ended up being the war president and couldn't even do that properly.

GuestHe lost.

Mohammed HijabHe lost. Absolutely.

GuestBut do you know what I mean? This even if this is some kind of a strategy of war or something or he he pretends that it is, this is humiliation, bro.

Mohammed HijabYeah.

GuestThis is so bad. He's coming out and he's basically saying, "Yeah, we've come to an agreement and these kinds." But I came across this video from Jeffrey Sachs. Yeah. Who's a professor and econ economist I think Columbia University in America. Actually his takes on this this war are worth listening to.

Mohammed HijabUm I'm not sure if you watched the judge uh this guy called judge um I forget his name now.

GuestJudge Dread.

Mohammed HijabNo no but he brings on like um Scott Retar. He brings on like you know John John Msh like you know what I mean? He brings on the the high academics on this.

GuestUm and professionals and and military experts and stuff on this war.

Mohammed HijabAnd he brought on this this economist called um what did I just say his name was?

GuestJeffrey Sachs.

Mohammed HijabYeah, Jeffrey Sachs. Right. And uh this is what Jeffrey Sachs had to say in response to this video. Let's take a look at this.

Jeffrey Sachs's Reaction

Jeffrey SachsWe have had very very strong talks. We'll see where they lead. We have points major points of agreement. I would say almost all points of agreement. It is impossible that there has been a resolution of major issues. I think we have to consider the possibility that the president has really lost touch with reality.

Mohammed HijabThis is an academic.

GuestYeah. This is an academic using the most passive neutral language that he can and he still couldn't help but use language like that. Lost reality looks.

Mohammed HijabIn touch with reality.

GuestAbsolutely.

Mohammed HijabHe's insane. Basically, yeah, he's not mentally sound. He goes on to say in in another video he's saying, you know what, we we won the war. It's it's done. It's finished.

GuestStraight of Hermuz. He goes the straight of Hormuz. What do you call it? Me and the Ayatollah are going to.

Mohammed HijabLet's take a look at the video. It's hilarious. Him and the Ayatollah. And apparently they're solid guys.

GuestThe IRGC, they're solid guys.

Mohammed HijabI thought you won the war though. I thought the war was done.

GuestYou see about the regime? He said the regime changed because the because now the son has taken over from his father. That's Is this is this something you're trying to sell the public?

Mohammed HijabBro, it's the whole thing has become a caricature. It's become a cartoon. It's become a sitcom comedy. Why? Because on the one hand, he's saying, you know what, it's a very detailed and very difficult chess game. They're very high IQ people and they're making very high IQ moves. On the other hand, oh, you know what? We're going to rule it together. If you've won the war, if you've gone in there to remove the regime, if you want to liberate them, why the hell are you co-running the most one of the most vital straits on the planet? Well, I think do you know what it is now? like um in the in the '50s there was a sewers um sewers canal crisis right in Egypt.

GuestAnd uh at that time because it was post World War II um actually the United States had emerged as a superpower but hadn't globally dominated all areas of the world and the United Kingdom at the time had you know some grip on the Middle East.

Mohammed HijabAnd it was the Suez uh canal crisis that actually shifted the balance of power internationally from like say for example UK dominated system to u more more easily crystallizing like the United States as is one of the main contenders now.

GuestMhm. Um, and this looks like it's happening again. And straight of Hmuz, what's happening with that and the Iran war, uh, which now it seems like the United States is going to for all intents and purposes lose the war.

Mohammed HijabBy the consensus of everybody who's analyzing this. Even Trump himself apparently the Ayatollah to to to rule. Me and my good friend.

GuestSpent billions of pounds like each day a billion I think on average the economist said.

Mohammed HijabThat that's how much they're spending on the interceptors and that's how much spending on the missiles and you know just to power the the fighter jets and everything we're talking about billion a day and this how many days I don't know how many days it's been but it's moving into a significant bill and that's just for the United States.

GuestAnd that's just money they're losing Trump's losing a billion a day even in terms of MAGA supporters as well if you look at Who's actually left?

Mohammed HijabYeah. You've got Laura Luma who's an extra from Saw. Then you've got Mark Le.

GuestThen you've got Mark Levin. Then you got Ben Shapiro. These guys are clearcut.

Mohammed HijabThey're misfits.

GuestYeah. They're they're the losers. You don't want to be associated with those guys. Me and the Ayatollah.

Mohammed HijabSo, as we were saying, yeah, he wants to to rule it with with the you know, he goes maybe me. Who's going to who's going to take control of the straight of Hormuz?

GuestMaybe me, maybe. Even Danny, he's and Ayatah.

Mohammed HijabTrump and Ayatah sitting in the tree. So now they're friends, are they?

GuestAbsolutely.

Mohammed HijabHe killed his father, didn't he? So now he's make a deal with his son.

GuestAnd and you know what? All the experts are saying, "Who's Trump been speaking to? Is it just these Israelis with hand puppets saying, "Hello, Mr. Trump. You want to do a deal with me?" It's so pathetic, you know? And we It's not the first time, and it's not the last time that we've seen something like this. They say, "If you're ever feeling useless, just remember America spent $2 trillion in Afghanistan against the Taliban to replace them with the Taliban." Yeah. There there was no sharing of power here. Trump's like, "At least, you know, at least let's do a bit of a, you know, it's me and the Ayatollah are going to.

Mohammed HijabYeah. Me and him, we go way back, you know."

Reshaping the Global Order

GuestDo you know to be honest, like this? Let's talk about the sewers canal thing.

Mohammed HijabWell that reshaped international relations. This failed war which is inshallah going to be that it's going to be a failed war it's going to reshape the global order bro. Now it's like it's not no longer like the American hegemonic power it's going to become a multipolar system it's going to be the United States of America Russia China they're going to kind of have even footing here a little bit you know. And and people are talking about okay well you still got the so-called petro dollar of course you got the petro dollar Yes, that is a is a power that the Americans have. But look how easily it can be disrupted.

GuestYeah.

Mohammed HijabLook how easily that can be disrupted.

GuestTell them what Iran did to disrupt the pro dollar.

Mohammed HijabWell, they they closed the straight of her moves for them. They closed it and they said if you want to come through you you deal and you exchange using the Chinese one. And suddenly Trump's best friends with the Ayatah because not only was the economy going down not only because for us he hijgemony the main way they do that is by having military bases worldwide.

GuestYes. Exactly. Now, where that was seen as a flex and as a protection, now the Arab states are realizing that this is actually a liability, frankly. Exactly. Yeah. Because we don't have the infrastructure to to to kind of fight against these attacks. America's not helping us. Why the hell have we got this useless base over here that's actually harming our own people? And it's actually removing the curtain that we were able to hide these bases. A lot of people didn't even realize. So many bases here in the Middle East. So now the military bases are under threat. The petrol dollar is under threat.

Mohammed HijabPetrol and the price of oil is going sky high. On top of that, Trump is most likely going to lose the next election because MAGA is finished.

GuestHe's had two terms anyway.

Mohammed HijabHe's had two terms and that's it. Him and the Ayatah, remember, they're going to retire together, get a cottage in the in in the village somewhere. He might get impeached the man, but he might get shot as he should have the first TIME. And they tried to blame it on the Iranians when everybody knew it was the Israelis flexing. So, bro, this is such a failed, pathetic war. And it just goes to show Israel is a liability, a parasite. They themselves are, you know, fine. Their reputation hasn't been shot. However, it's the reputation of the Americans that's been shot and they've been embarrassed. In fact, I think the whole thing can even be classed as a humiliation ritual.

GuestYeah. Just for Trump and America, they just lost everything in this. They're losing money, they're losing supporters, they are losing everything, bro. I think he might even lose uh Ivanka as well. You might have to live in Iran, bro.

Mohammed HijabMaybe.

GuestYeah, with the Ayat. You know what I mean?

Mohammed HijabWe'll take it. Well, with that, we we will conclude. Um, and it's been a hilarious uh, you know, thing to watch.

GuestThis is this is better than the best standup comedy that we've seen in a while. Frankly, it is. It's actually hilarious. It's funny, but we'll see what happens next. Inshallah, may Allah protect the people of Iran, the people of Palestine, the people of Sudan, and everywhere else in the world. the people of Syria, Iraq and everywhere in the world where there is suffering. And may Allah destroy the Zionist entity and its allies and also its military.

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